Stripper Bingo
Bored? Got a group of friends
together and the idea of another round of Parcheesi just not cutting it
for you? Well...might I recommend a rousing round of Stripper Bingo? We've
played twice now, with rousing success both times.
Step 1: Get a decent sized
group of people together. It helps enormously to have as many women as
men in the group. It also helps tremendously to be prepared to drink copious
amounts of alcohol and have enough cash left over to tip the dancers nicely.
Step 2: Print up the Stripper
Bingo cards below. Make copies. Make lots of extra copies.
Step 3: Select the establishment
of your choice. Get good seats near the stage, but not taking room away
from the regulars. Order aforementioned copious amounts of alcohol. Wait
until drinks arrive and money has passed hands.
Step 4: Get out cards and
distribute amongst yourselves. Hope you didn't forget to bring pens or
bingo dabbers.
Step 5: Watch dancing closely.
Hoot and holler as dancers do moves you can mark off on your cards. Generally
make merry and make the dancers feel like they finally have an appreciative
audience.
Step 6: Be prepared for security
to come running over to find out what you're up to. Laughingly explain
the rules of the game. Expect security to want to join in. :)
Step 7: Be prepared to start
distributing copies of the bingo cards to other patrons of the club. Strip
clubs are pretty boring places so people all tend to think this is the
funniest thing they've ever heard of, and want to join in. Accept the
multitude of drinks bought for you graciously.
Step 8: Be prepared for all
the dancers to come by at some point to find out what you're up to. Flirt
heavily with the dancer of your choice - she will likely be more than
happy to assist by dancing the moves you're missing on your card to help
you win.
Step 9: If all members of
your party have done their job of flirting well, be prepared to accept
free lap dances for the winners. :)
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