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Well, rather than the same old blah-this-is-me-writing-about-me
narcissism I usually see I decided to borrow an idea from a friend and
asked a few of those nearest and dearest some silly questions. This is
what they came up with:
What's the first word that pops into your head if your were to describe me? Bodacious Just one word? Erm...drool.
Radiant (cuz it's perky and
bouncy and glitter all in one!)
Valkyrie
Perky
Bubbly...the kind of bubbles
in champagne, not the big, goofy gliserine kind...
*Boing*! Both your personality
and pectorals are wonderfully bouncy. :)
Not a word. Phrases, cuz
my brain just flashes on things too fast. "GodDAMN, are you always this
fucking perky??" would be one. Or "Cleavage....mmmmmmmmmmmm" But! If I
hadda pick a word? "Sincerity".
Bubbly.
*pfoooooom*! Okay, that's not a word, that's a sound. How about: *bounce*! No, wait, that's an action. A word?............. Light. a s If I were a super hero, what would my power be? You'd be able to turn into
a variety of useful objects, including a parachute and an inflatable raft.
Your grin - freeze anyone
like a deer in headlights
Ummm, something to do with
cleavage I'm sure. :p I can't really think of any one power that would
be yours but when I watch the Power Puff Girls, Bubbles always makes me
think of you. :)
The ability to drain men of all intelligent and coherant thought simply by donning your "super-heroine" bustier. Able to bounce higher than a tall building. To control the masculine
mind (this is assuming this is actually a marvelous feat...) and the ability
to wear a silly cape and still look stunning.
The Glitter Ray 'O Doom.
The ability to make a Tough
Guy blush and not even have to check the hairdoo when you were done.
I was gonna say something
about covering people and things with glitter but I'm gonna go with....................Lift
& Separate
You'd be able to shoot glitter from
your fingertips that would be multi purpose like....sort of a Spiderman
skill from someone who'd cause disarment just by wearing that red spandex.
The glitter could be glitter like...could solidify or elasticate depending
on your needs and could even construct animated objects say if you needed
a vehicle or an army in a pinch. If she was still alive, Marilyn
Monroe
Dana Delany
Oh. Er. That's a toughie.
Great, now I can't think of any specific actresses I like. Drat. Hrm...I
think we'd have to go back to some of the old time broads. Mae West maybe.
She was fiesty too. :)
Houston. Definitely Houston.
But in mega platform shoes to ensure proper height. (Editor's Note - hrm,
porn star? Should I be offended or impressed?)
Kate Winslet
No actress of the 90s could
pull off the role...I'm thinking Goldie Hawn could play the 40-something
of you...
Melanie Griffith
Mira Sorvino...Tough, yet
sweet.
Fiona Johnson, maybe? (The woman in
the red dress from The Matrix) Brad Pitt. Or Fabio.
Charlie Sheen (don't ask
- it's what popped into my head)
The entire male population
of Brazil and Argentina. That way the rest of us guys wouldn't have to
worry about exotic and desirable foreign males macking on our own personal
love interests. Oh yeah, you can have the french too. And Jealousy. It
might shut him up for a while. :)
Antonio Banderas.
Every man in Hollywood -
with a special consideration to those with a British/French accent/
Brandon Lee
Adam Curry. Cuz we all know
that RockerChickLixxie loves them rocker bois with helmet head. Hairspray
on men is keen. Just what *is* this unwholesome fascination she has with
the hockey hair/ape drape look??
(Editors Note: Yes, he's witty, but I'm sorry...he's really going to have to die now...) Johnny Depp, cuz he's cool.
Bowie, bugger it all! Heck, he could
probably play you too just to get more screen time and I'm sure he'd
look wonderful in a corset but the wonders of modern film production
would have to work on the buxomness. :) Walking on Sunshine - Katrina
and the Waves (followed closely by the GoGos Head Over Heels)
Anything by Joy Division
Why the retard stick song
of course. (Editors Note: Imagine the cheezy 70's song "Hit Me With Your
Rythym Stick", substitute the lyrics "Beat me with your retard stick"
and add a spastic dance...it has to be seen to be believed...)
These Boobs are Made For
Staring (and that's just what they'll do, one of these days these boobs
are gonna smother all of you)" - either that or the theme for "Green Acres"
I have no idea why, that's just what I have in my head right now.
Something sexy, with lots
of saxophone
Eye of the Tiger...because
it's silly and soooooooo 80's.
Something perky. Cruel summer...perhaps
Vacation...
Genesis "Land of Confusion"
and if you have to ask why you'd better go back and listen to it. Right
now.
A subtly re-worded version
of the theme from Shaft by Isaac Hayes.
"1, 2, 3, 4,
Lixx is coming through the door 5, 6, 7, 8, Site like that'll make you sit up straight [chorus]
She'll bounce She'll smile She'll stay a while She'll pounce She'll snog She's a living god With a strut that'll make you stare TurboTramp and proud it's
true
Interrogating just for you Glitter ready on demand Thoughts that like to take a stand [chorus]
Bouncing, Buxom, NotAGoth
;)
But in the end she don't really give a toss Drinker, Thinker, HeartLikeGold Much more than in these little words can be told 1, 2, 3, 4,
Lixx is coming through the door 5, 6, 7, 8, Now it's time to celebrate!" (Editors Note - I'm literally
dumbfounded someone would take the time out of their lives to write something
like this for me...damn, now I'm all warm 'n fuzzy inside again...)
Transform into a cold, steely-eyed
dictator determined to take over the world. Kind of like the bad guy from
the Austin Powers movies.
Revel in your ability to
drive us all mad?
I'm sure that when no one's
around you paw through your music collection searching for the cheesiest,
catchiest 80's hair rock that you own (and knowing you said tape would
undoubtedly be UBER CHEESY GOODNESS) slap it in the ghetto blaster and
turn up the volume until your own hair is standing on end and rivals that
of the Poison boys. Then you kick and bop your way into the kitchen, mixing
up some brownies, never missing a beat in your gyrations and using the
whisker as a microphone for your sing alongs.
Touch yourself and think
of Ron in a latex French Maid's outfit or watch The 700 Club.
Brood. <Thwap>
Mope and eat ice cream despondently
while wearing a big fluffy robe.
I know what you do... :p
You let your hair down and -- out of sight of those prying eyes who might
use such knowledge against you -- you let yourself be very much a girl.
And at the end of all that you call out my name really loudly. ;)
I'm convinced that you bounce
and dance around in your underwear to some really awful 80's music, possibly
while singing along.
Alright, here's an honest
one. I'm convinced that you mope. Lots.
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